MEGAN FOX SPEAKS

There’s no doubt that Megan Fox is drop-dead gorgeous, but then she goes and ruins it all by opening her mouth. In the great words of Abraham Lincoln: “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” Maybe Megan should take this to heart.“I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.”
Entertainment Weekly, June 2009

“I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.’”
FHM, June, 2007 “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart.”
GQ, October 2008

“I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson—who I have nothing against—but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard—but I do. And part of it is my own fault."
Esquire, June 2009

“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
Esquire, June 2009

“[Michael Bay]’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia [Labeouf] and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”
Wonderland, September/October 2009

“I hope they legalize [marijuana] and when they do I'll be the first f*cking person in line to buy my pack of joints.”
British GQ, July 2009

“I still have the same sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I've always been f*cked for doing so.”
Allure, June 2010

“I’m one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.”
Interview, June/July 2010